| [21] | 1 | <?php |
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| 2 | /* |
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| 3 | Plugin Name: Hello Dolly |
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| 4 | Plugin URI: http://wordpress.org/# |
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| 5 | Description: This is not just a plugin, it symbolizes the hope and enthusiasm of an entire generation summed up in two words sung most famously by Louis Armstrong: Hello, Dolly. When activated you will randomly see a lyric from <cite>Hello, Dolly</cite> in the upper right of your admin screen on every page. |
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| 6 | Author: Matt Mullenweg |
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| 7 | Version: 1.5 |
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| 8 | Author URI: http://ma.tt/ |
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| 9 | */ |
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| 10 | |
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| 11 | // These are the lyrics to Hello Dolly |
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| 12 | $lyrics = "Hello, Dolly |
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| 13 | Well, hello, Dolly |
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| 14 | It's so nice to have you back where you belong |
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| 15 | You're lookin' swell, Dolly |
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| 16 | I can tell, Dolly |
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| 17 | You're still glowin', you're still crowin' |
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| 18 | You're still goin' strong |
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| 19 | We feel the room swayin' |
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| 20 | While the band's playin' |
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| 21 | One of your old favourite songs from way back when |
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| 22 | So, take her wrap, fellas |
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| 23 | Find her an empty lap, fellas |
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| 24 | Dolly'll never go away again |
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| 25 | Hello, Dolly |
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| 26 | Well, hello, Dolly |
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| 27 | It's so nice to have you back where you belong |
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| 28 | You're lookin' swell, Dolly |
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| 29 | I can tell, Dolly |
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| 30 | You're still glowin', you're still crowin' |
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| 31 | You're still goin' strong |
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| 32 | We feel the room swayin' |
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| 33 | While the band's playin' |
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| 34 | One of your old favourite songs from way back when |
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| 35 | Golly, gee, fellas |
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| 36 | Find her a vacant knee, fellas |
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| 37 | Dolly'll never go away |
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| 38 | Dolly'll never go away |
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| 39 | Dolly'll never go away again"; |
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| 40 | |
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| 41 | // Here we split it into lines |
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| 42 | $lyrics = explode("\n", $lyrics); |
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| 43 | // And then randomly choose a line |
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| 44 | $chosen = wptexturize( $lyrics[ mt_rand(0, count($lyrics) - 1) ] ); |
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| 45 | |
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| 46 | // This just echoes the chosen line, we'll position it later |
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| 47 | function hello_dolly() { |
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| 48 | global $chosen; |
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| 49 | echo "<p id='dolly'>$chosen</p>"; |
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| 50 | } |
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| 51 | |
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| 52 | // Now we set that function up to execute when the admin_footer action is called |
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| 53 | add_action('admin_footer', 'hello_dolly'); |
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| 54 | |
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| 55 | // We need some CSS to position the paragraph |
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| 56 | function dolly_css() { |
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| 57 | echo " |
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| 58 | <style type='text/css'> |
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| 59 | #dolly { |
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| 60 | position: absolute; |
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| 61 | top: 2.3em; |
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| 62 | margin: 0; |
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| 63 | padding: 0; |
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| 64 | right: 10px; |
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| 65 | font-size: 16px; |
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| 66 | color: #d54e21; |
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| 67 | } |
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| 68 | </style> |
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| 69 | "; |
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| 70 | } |
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| 71 | |
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| 72 | add_action('admin_head', 'dolly_css'); |
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| 73 | |
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| 74 | ?> |
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